Not John Chow’s Pathetic Comment Spammer’s Club
Leave your comment here to join the Pathetic Comment Spammer’s Club. Inspired by the remarks of Maki from dosh dosh when he left derogatory remarks on my post Banned by John Chow – First Google and Now This! I later responded with Dosh Dosh & Not John Chow the Pathetic Comment Spammer! Even later as I reflect back on the comments that were made I thought that I was sensing a bit of snobbishness in those remarks. Could it be that those among us who have become successful look down upon the rest of us who have had less success? I think maybe. If you agree, let’s fight back. Join with me to form the new Pathetic Comment Spammer’s Club. Whenever you see inappropriate snob like remarks from the successful blogger’s let them know. Feel free to link them back to here to let them know how you feel. Click on the image to see the animation.
Join today! Leave a comment on this post and you are an instant member. I will work up a logo.
Pathetic Comment Spammers of the World Unite!
Web Site Story or West Side Story Which Do You prefer?
This is hysterical! College Humor introduces Web Site Story!
I know that this will go viral because it is already all over the blogospher! Fantastic Stuff!
Not John Chow’s EntreCard Top Droppers – June 2009
I want to thank my EntreCard Top Droppers for the month of June. Of course my top droppers are always highlighted in my side bar widget but, the list here is from EntreCard’s statistics page. The widget is a 30 day rolling tally whereas the EntreCard statistics are for the month of June. So please patronize their blogs as they have been kind enough to patronize mine.
Dropper # of drops
Learning How To Make Money Online 23
Simple Forex 21
SFV Blog 19
Vanessa 18
When People Look at Your Blog What Do They See?
When visitors finally find your blog what do they see? After all they like you are bombarded all day with a million different images calling for their attention. The end result is that they must make split second decisions about what to absorb and pay attention to and what to ignore. I am sure that much of what people are exposed to is filtered out subconsciously and there fore ignored. So how do you make sure that visitors see what you want them to see?
Place Your Content in the Power Zones.
Back when I was in Advertising School at Michigan State University I learned during one of my classes, that when presented with text and images, the readers eyes follow a predictable pattern. In Western cultures where people read from left to right and from top to bottom, readers have learned to follow a “Z” pattern. Here is that pattern:
Let us take a look at what that “Z” pattern on the Not John Chow dot Com home page.
And here I have added the four zones where the readers will pause while changing directions.
Taking a close look at these “power zones” you can learn from your own blog where to put the text and images that you want your audience to look. ![]()
Not yet convinced? Open up any magazine and evaluate the full page advertisements. Look at the “Z” pattern and tell me what did they put in the “power zones?” The most power place on your blog is the upper left corner and the lower right corner. Looking back at your magazine ads you should find the tag line in the lower right corner. Is it there? Now I now that the online media and the off line media are different but, how different are they?
Of course this applies to western cultures. Other cultures read and view text and images in different patterns and should be arranged differently.
What do you think? Does this ring true for you?
Dosh Dosh & Not John Chow the Pathetic Comment Spammer!
Earlier today I was blessed with a visit from one of the top ranked Make Money Online bloggers. That’s right Dosh Dosh has graced us with her presence on the Not John Chow blog with a comment on one of my posts: Banned by John Chow First Google and Now This! Whereas this post was clearly link bait, apparently Dosh Dosh has taken offense. Here is the one and only comment that Dosh Dosh has ever left on my blog:
Here is the last pathetic comment that I have left on the Dosh Dosh blog:
Here is the post that I left it on:
An Essential Marketing Principle: Give Before You Try to Get
I ask you, was this a pathetic remark? Was this spamming? To help you in forming your opinion here are a few dictionary definitions courtesy of Dictionary.com:
pa⋅thet⋅ic
/pəˈθɛt
ɪk/[puh-thet-ik]
–adjective
1.
causing or evoking pity, sympathetic sadness, sorrow, etc.; pitiful; pitiable: a pathetic letter; a pathetic sight.
2.
affecting or moving the feelings.
3.
pertaining to or caused by the feelings.
4.
miserably or contemptibly inadequate: In return for our investment we get a pathetic three percent interest.
Spam
/spæm/ [spam]
noun, verb, spammed, spam⋅ming.
1.
Trademark. a canned food product consisting esp. of pork formed into a solid block.
–noun
2.
(lowercase
) a disruptive, esp. commercial message posted on a computer network or sent as e-mail.
–verb (used with object)
3.
(lowercase
) to send spam to.
–verb (used without object)
4.
(lowercase
) to send spam.
Pathetic? I thought that my remark was praise! Spam? I thought that having a comment form at the end of a post means that comments are welcome. Was my comment unsolicited?
I can understand that Dosh Dosh has an opinion about my blog. I actually encourage people to form their own opinions. Even if they do not get the sarcasm that I spew forth in parody. What I don’t understand is how a highly respected expert in the Internet marketing / make money online arena can resort to name calling of those of us who are far below them on the list of fame. Perhaps all that money goes to their head? I don’t know. What do you think?
After reading the Dosh Dosh remarks I sought out more enlightenment by reading the Dosh Dosh Comment policy. The link to the comment policy can be found here.
Here is the basic policy (please click the link above for the full policy):
“All comments on DoshDosh.com are moderated and the administrators have the right to edit, delete, and block any and all inappropriate or unnecessary comments on this blog, as they see fit. All visitors must abide by the following rules:
- No irrelevant links in comment box
- No Affiliate Links.
- Offensive Comments.
- Off Topic Comments. Comments that are irrelevant to the actual article will not be published. They don’t add to the topic at hand and are a waste of space. A famous example: very short comments like ‘great post’, or ‘nice post’ which will usually be accompanied with a signature link.
- Keywords in the Name Field.
- Comments are your responsibility.
If your comment does not show up immediately, it may have been automatically flagged by the spam filter or it may have been placed in moderation. Sometimes it may take a while before I approve all the comments so wait a while more and check back.
Please note that your comment will not be deleted just because you share a different opinion. I honestly welcome criticism of any sort and do not avoid them by censoring comments. So feel free to comment but make sure that you abide by the rules listed above.”
One thing that we agree on is that we accept criticism. I do not include within the definition of criticism name calling. Perhaps Dosh Dosh is just overreacting on a bad day. One future correction I will make is that I will no longer comment on the Dosh Dosh blog as it is clear that my pathetic spam comments are not welcome there.
One last note. Here was my pathetic response to Dosh Dosh’s comment:
EntreCard Quick Dropping
Have you seen the EntreCard Quick Dropping sites? They have icons that when clicked on will open a large number of EntreCard sites at the same time allowing you to jump between windows and quickly drop your EC’s. Next you close all the windows and click on the next icon. I thought that hese pages have been officially banned by EntreCard but, they seem to persist. So is EntreCard banning these sites or not? Should they? What should the policy be?
If you find one of these sites please comment and list it here. He is one that I found: I am Buraot .
Not John Chow Logo Choices
Here are some options that I am considering for my new logo:
Which do you like? Or should I keep working on it?
Not John Chow Sports a New New Logo!
That’s right another NEW Logo! John Chow didn’t like my use of his logo in parody so I have removed in favor of a new logo. Here is the old logo that I have removed:
Here is a screen capture of John Chow’s web site:
Here is my revised logo:
I am not sure if this is the one that I am going to go with in the end. I just wanted to get something up quickly to comply with John’s request. What do you think? Here is John’s remarks asking me to take it down. I am thrilled that John reads my blog. I hope he likes the new logo.
Of course, as always, it is not my intention to disrespect or otherwise defame anyone. Therefore I offer my sincerest apologies if I have offended John Chow (or anyone) in any way.
Special thanks to all of the Dot Com Moguls and all the value that they add.

































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