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Not John Chow - How to Lose a Girl Friend

Posted by Not John Chow | June 16, 2008 .

This post is the flip side of Alex Shalman’s post on John Chow entitled “How to Get a Girl Friend.”

I am unsure of how this relates to John Chow making money online so I suggest that he lose the Girl Friend post.

Here is how to loose a Girl Friend:

1. Stop bathing

2. Routinely talk about your strongly held alquida religous beliefs

3. Take hear to Hooters for her birthday

4. Tell her that you are looking forward to getting married so that she can take care of your fifteen illegitimate children.

5. Offer to teach her how to fart the toon Yankee Doodle Dandy.

I apoligize for being vulgar. Please forgive me.

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6 Comments so far
  1. Think Like An SOB June 16, 2008 11:46 pm

    BTW, it is spelt “lose” and not “loose” - you really don’t want a loose girlfriend.

    Think Like An SOB’s last blog post..Free Landing Page Fridays!

  2. Not John Chow June 17, 2008 6:19 am

    That’s what I get for rushing a post and maybe that’s another way to lose a girl - bad spelling.

  3. Melvin June 18, 2008 6:29 pm

    haha.. right.. btw, you misspelled lots of words… ;-)
    Melvin’s last blog post..Did You SEO Your Site?

  4. Not John Chow June 18, 2008 9:24 pm

    Bad spelling will drive girls away too!

  5. fas June 23, 2008 4:50 am

    haha i like that

    fas’s last blog post..Fiesta 1.6S Test Drive

  6. Sarah June 30, 2008 8:24 am

    I saw that post too and wondered what it had to do with making money.

    I like the name of your blog!