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John Chow Killed by Panda

Posted by Not John Chow | April 1, 2008 .

John Chow was killed earlier today by an enraged Panda. 

Police reported that Mr. Chow was run down by a Giant Panda who sought revenge for the death of a relative.  The Panda was apprehended a few hours later.  He confessed “I just wanted to cause him some pain by stealing his car, but when I saw him out at his mail box I just lost control.”  The Panda went on to describe how Panda’s everywhere were angry over the jokes and torments that John Chow has sent their way over the years.

John Chow was survived by his wife and daughter.  He will be missed.

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  1. LIFE Moto August 31, 2009 11:38 am

    what kind of panda is that? poor john.
    LIFE Moto´s last blog ..God Has A Positive Answer My ComLuv Profile

  2. Budiarno December 23, 2008 5:32 pm

    wow… I thought JC was the good guy in the world that can help me blogging with fun and generous to people.. but you show me a light… thanks to you Mr. Not JC…
    I love your style…

    Regards,

    http://www.budiarno.com

    Budiarno’s last blog post..Right Click Image Converter

  3. Toinker November 8, 2008 2:51 pm

    Hahaha!!!
    I wonder what will John Chow’s reaction after reading this post?
    Well, everything could happen.

  4. Not John Chow July 23, 2008 6:54 am

    Check the date of this post for a clue!

    Not John Chow’s last blog post..Crossing the Plateau

  5. m.dinesh July 23, 2008 5:12 am

    Is this really true?
    i mean are you speaking about a human named panda or just joking?

    m.dinesh’s last blog post..Improvement In Alexa Rank

  6. Not John Chow July 8, 2008 9:34 pm

    John Chow is gettin a bad rap for this one! No actual Panda’s were hurt.

  7. Halim-Belajar SEO July 8, 2008 10:51 am

    I hope there is no real panda will involve..or might be, there’s already one…kungfu panda.

    Halim-Belajar SEO’s last blog post..Belajar SEO seek for her daughter help!

  8. Not John Chow June 23, 2008 6:43 am

    Thanks, I am glad that you liked it.

    It just goes to show that you need to bee nice to everyone. You never know when there is a Panda in your future sneaking up on you in an expensive sports car!

  9. fas June 23, 2008 4:41 am

    Haham that was quite kewl.

    fas’s last blog post..Story behind the title “Singh is Kinng”

  10. Not John Chow April 13, 2008 4:50 pm

    Thanks, I’m learning!

  11. baldeagle April 12, 2008 9:14 pm

    Good job of drawing me over with a comment and then being very entertaining. Good luck with the blog (considering that john cow dot com is selling).

    Enjoy!

  12. Not John Chow April 2, 2008 8:17 am

    The Chow head and car come from a cartoon I took from John Chow’s blog.

    http://www.johnchow.com/john-chow-vs-shoemoney-all-but-over/

    The origional source is http://toonrefugee.com/toonblog/

    Not John Chow’s last blog post..Fairyland

  13. lankapo April 1, 2008 10:20 pm

    i think u should put real face of JC and put with with blood to make it more real :)

    lankapo’s last blog post..Quick Tips on Using Picasa

  14. Wade April 1, 2008 6:02 pm

    That is funny. I wonder if panda soup tastes good? Thanks again Not John Chow, for adding me to your blogroll!

    Wade’s last blog post..Free Advertising

  15. raluca April 1, 2008 1:28 pm

    this is so wrong!

    raluca’s last blog post..Sony Ericsson XPERIA X1

  16. Not John Chow April 1, 2008 7:24 am

    Here is the source of the Panda’s anger and how the John Chow Panda sagabegan: http://www.ededition.com/the-true-story-about-john-chow-and-pandas/

    Not John Chow’s last blog post..By: Not John Chow

  17. Big Cajun Man April 1, 2008 7:19 am

    I don’t care who you are, that’s funny!

    Big Cajun Man’s last blog post..Hidden School Costs