Police reported that Mr. Chow was run down by a Giant Panda who sought revenge for the death of a relative. The Panda was apprehended a few hours later. He confessed “I just wanted to cause him some pain by stealing his car, but when I saw him out at his mail box I just lost control.” The Panda went on to describe how Panda’s everywhere were angry over the jokes and torments that John Chow has sent their way over the years.
John Chow was survived by his wife and daughter. He will be missed.